Harini first day show filem The Amazing Spiderman (TAS)
Tak menyabar kan mak jemah sorang ni.
Tunggu Danish depan gate sekolah dia.
Dia masuk je kereta, berdesup Yong tekan minyak kereta.
Segeralah kami ke Putrajaya.
Filem: The Amazing Spiderman (3D)
Showtime: 8.30pm, 4th July 2012
Venue: GSC Alamanda Putrajaya
Sambil menunggu, Yong suruh Danish posing depan cardboard poster TAS.
Yong cakap "Danish, buat muka macam dia" (Andrew Garfield/ Peter Parker/ Spidey).
Jenuh dia teleng kepala. Inilah hasilnya.
Hummm...
"Danish, tolong tangkap gambar mommy"
"Alaa..Danish, tak cantik..tangkap lagi."
"Danish..kenapa gegar. Tangan jangan gegar, pergi buat balik."
"Huh"
Panggung malam ni separuh penuh.
Mungkin sebab hari ini hari bekerja.
Atau mungkin orang tak minat nak tengok reboot filem Spiderman.
Setia pada Tobey Maguire. Mungkin.
Dimulakan dengan beberapa annoying adverts.
Especially advert KLMU, Libress (Green Tea) and Twisties. Rasa nak campak wheelchair ke skrin je.
Kuat mak Jemah ni, jangan tak tahu.
Yong memilih The Amazing Spiderman in 3D sebab Yong kononnya nak feel lebih bila Spidey swinging from building to building, dodging bullets and apa apa jelah fighting scene yg cool.
So..here we go.
Watak Peter Parker dibawa oleh Andrew Garfield. Though he is not so good looking in posters,
but suprise, suprise...overheard pompuan kat sebelah Yong cakap "Cutenya dia!"
Heh..sama la kita. Kita pun rasa dia cute giler.
Watak love interest Peter Parker dilakonkan oleh Emma Stone. Her character's name is Gwen Stacy.
Secara jujurnya, walaupun baru beberapa minit filem ni dimainkan, Yong prefer both of them over the same character played by Tobey Maguire and character Mary Jane Watson, acted by Kristen Dunst.
Sebabnya..watak Peter Parker in TAS lebih terserlah personalitinya. He's funny, full of anger, delirious, romantic, stubborn headed..and yes, he cursed too. He's the best spidey, the bad boy version of Peter Parker, and I almost gaga over him.
The previous spidey (Tobey), he was a dorky boy, weak, nerdy. Tak ada emosi yg kuat.
He's...lifeless.
Gwen versus Mary Jane, Gwen wins big time!
Reason being..she is smarter (future scientist), she's not flashing her boobs under the rain or wearing thin clothes with no bra. Yes, we can see your nipple Kristen, but what is it for?
Gwen looks adorable and in the same time, sexy in her knee length killer boots.
And clearly she was no bimbo. I hate bimbo.
Question: Why is it superhero needs to date a bimbo? Badan je kuat macam badang, tapi otak tadak?
This is not the answer to the question above. This is my thought: Superhero needs someone as the same level as they are. So, in TAS..both of them memang sepadan. Sangat!
Peter Parker adalah anak kepada seorang scientist yg bekerja dengan OSCORP.
His parents left him to Uncle Ben dan Aunty Mary sebab ayahnya menyimpan rahsia yg sangat diperlukan oleh OSCORP. So they fled, leaving him parentless.
He grew up tall with bushy head (goodness, apa la tonik yg dia pakai. Gila lebat rambut), smart kid and play skateboard (how cool is that!). Always gets bullied by Flash/Eugene.
Gwen attracted to him on this one fine day, the day he tried to save a boy at school from being bullied.
So the love sparks begin.
Line yang aku suka dalam filem ni ialah semasa scene Gwen mencuci luka di dada Peter selepas Peter berlawan dengan that ugly monstrous lizard di dalam pembentung.
Eh..ye ke? Aah..tak kisah la apa jadi sebelum tu. Yang Yong nak cerita, line yang digunakan.
Sambil mencuci luka (Peter nampak irresistably handsome walaupun rambut serabai),
he tried to kiss Gwen...
Then Gwen sebut "slow down bug boy"..pastu Peter dengan muka yg cute tanya Gwen "what did you just say"
Oh crap...aku sengih sorang2 dah. Berangan much. Pfft!!
Dr. Connors, ex-colleague ayah Peter. He has lost half of his arm. Takde pula diceritakan history kenapa tangannya jadi macam tu. Cuma jalan cerita filem ini berkisarkan Dr. Connors cuba untuk generate new perfect arm using some kind of chemical cocktails in green colour.
Dalam cerita Spiderman, green is notttttt good. Green is evilllll....
Remember Green Goblin?
So, this serum sepatutnya dapat menumbuhkan (huh?) tangan yg sempurna.
Seperti mana cicak yang putus ekornya, ia dapat menumbuhkan ekor yg baru.
Seriously..menumbuhkan? Any better words? Goshh..
Instead tumbuh tangan yg sempurna, Dr. Connors terus tukar jadi cicak macam Godzilla.
Yep, you read it right. We have Godzilla in TAS. Not cool. Not cool.
Kenapa guna cicak? Kenapa tak guna tapak sulaiman?
Tapak sulaiman pun boleh generate balik bodyparts yg hilang.
On second thought, kalau tapak sulaiman jadi villain, it might look like Patrick Starfish pulak.
Nayy..cicak pun cicaklah.
Anyway, Mat saleh pun tahu cicak adalah musuh, spider adalah sahabat. Dalam sirah nabi pun ada diceritakan berkenaan binatang2 ini. Tapi kat Malaysia..kita sanjung cicak. Cicakman. Cak cak cak..
Fighting scenes, average. Storyline, predictable.
Walaupun begitu, ada satu perkara yang Yong perasan.
Tak ada orang bangun meninggalkan sit (takde yg nak pergi tandas).
Danish yg sakit perut memulas pun ditahannya sampai habis.
Jenguk kiri kanan..nobody munching anything. Yong pun terlupa Yong ada popcorn atas peha.
Air tak diminum.
Orang sebelah menyebelah pun tak minum air. Botol mineral diorang tu penuh lagi.
Nobody moved, khusyuk weh. Anak teruna Yong ni, sampai duduk tegak, tak bersandar langsung..punya la fokus.
Rating: Yong boleh bagi 3/5.
Am I going to watch this movie again in cinema?: Nope.
Why?: Watak villain (Dr. Connors) tidak sekuat watak Green Goblin atau Dr. Octopus. Weak villain it's not a match for The Amazing Spiderman. Create another villain please. Yg lebih menyakitkan hati, yang tembak tak mati2. Michael Myers tu lagi menakutkan dari cicak Dr. Connors.
Andrew Garfield versus Tobey Maguire = Garfield wins
Tak menyabar kan mak jemah sorang ni.
Tunggu Danish depan gate sekolah dia.
Dia masuk je kereta, berdesup Yong tekan minyak kereta.
Segeralah kami ke Putrajaya.
Filem: The Amazing Spiderman (3D)
Showtime: 8.30pm, 4th July 2012
Venue: GSC Alamanda Putrajaya
Sambil menunggu, Yong suruh Danish posing depan cardboard poster TAS.
Yong cakap "Danish, buat muka macam dia" (Andrew Garfield/ Peter Parker/ Spidey).
Jenuh dia teleng kepala. Inilah hasilnya.
Hummm...
"Danish, tolong tangkap gambar mommy"
"Alaa..Danish, tak cantik..tangkap lagi."
"Danish..kenapa gegar. Tangan jangan gegar, pergi buat balik."
"Huh"
Panggung malam ni separuh penuh.
Mungkin sebab hari ini hari bekerja.
Atau mungkin orang tak minat nak tengok reboot filem Spiderman.
Setia pada Tobey Maguire. Mungkin.
Dimulakan dengan beberapa annoying adverts.
Especially advert KLMU, Libress (Green Tea) and Twisties. Rasa nak campak wheelchair ke skrin je.
Kuat mak Jemah ni, jangan tak tahu.
Yong memilih The Amazing Spiderman in 3D sebab Yong kononnya nak feel lebih bila Spidey swinging from building to building, dodging bullets and apa apa jelah fighting scene yg cool.
So..here we go.
Watak Peter Parker dibawa oleh Andrew Garfield. Though he is not so good looking in posters,
but suprise, suprise...overheard pompuan kat sebelah Yong cakap "Cutenya dia!"
Heh..sama la kita. Kita pun rasa dia cute giler.
Watak love interest Peter Parker dilakonkan oleh Emma Stone. Her character's name is Gwen Stacy.
Secara jujurnya, walaupun baru beberapa minit filem ni dimainkan, Yong prefer both of them over the same character played by Tobey Maguire and character Mary Jane Watson, acted by Kristen Dunst.
Sebabnya..watak Peter Parker in TAS lebih terserlah personalitinya. He's funny, full of anger, delirious, romantic, stubborn headed..and yes, he cursed too. He's the best spidey, the bad boy version of Peter Parker, and I almost gaga over him.
The previous spidey (Tobey), he was a dorky boy, weak, nerdy. Tak ada emosi yg kuat.
He's...lifeless.
Gwen versus Mary Jane, Gwen wins big time!
Reason being..she is smarter (future scientist), she's not flashing her boobs under the rain or wearing thin clothes with no bra. Yes, we can see your nipple Kristen, but what is it for?
Gwen looks adorable and in the same time, sexy in her knee length killer boots.
And clearly she was no bimbo. I hate bimbo.
Question: Why is it superhero needs to date a bimbo? Badan je kuat macam badang, tapi otak tadak?
This is not the answer to the question above. This is my thought: Superhero needs someone as the same level as they are. So, in TAS..both of them memang sepadan. Sangat!
Peter Parker adalah anak kepada seorang scientist yg bekerja dengan OSCORP.
His parents left him to Uncle Ben dan Aunty Mary sebab ayahnya menyimpan rahsia yg sangat diperlukan oleh OSCORP. So they fled, leaving him parentless.
He grew up tall with bushy head (goodness, apa la tonik yg dia pakai. Gila lebat rambut), smart kid and play skateboard (how cool is that!). Always gets bullied by Flash/Eugene.
Gwen attracted to him on this one fine day, the day he tried to save a boy at school from being bullied.
So the love sparks begin.
Line yang aku suka dalam filem ni ialah semasa scene Gwen mencuci luka di dada Peter selepas Peter berlawan dengan that ugly monstrous lizard di dalam pembentung.
Eh..ye ke? Aah..tak kisah la apa jadi sebelum tu. Yang Yong nak cerita, line yang digunakan.
Sambil mencuci luka (Peter nampak irresistably handsome walaupun rambut serabai),
he tried to kiss Gwen...
Then Gwen sebut "slow down bug boy"..pastu Peter dengan muka yg cute tanya Gwen "what did you just say"
Oh crap...aku sengih sorang2 dah. Berangan much. Pfft!!
Dr. Connors, ex-colleague ayah Peter. He has lost half of his arm. Takde pula diceritakan history kenapa tangannya jadi macam tu. Cuma jalan cerita filem ini berkisarkan Dr. Connors cuba untuk generate new perfect arm using some kind of chemical cocktails in green colour.
Dalam cerita Spiderman, green is notttttt good. Green is evilllll....
Remember Green Goblin?
So, this serum sepatutnya dapat menumbuhkan (huh?) tangan yg sempurna.
Seperti mana cicak yang putus ekornya, ia dapat menumbuhkan ekor yg baru.
Seriously..menumbuhkan? Any better words? Goshh..
Instead tumbuh tangan yg sempurna, Dr. Connors terus tukar jadi cicak macam Godzilla.
Yep, you read it right. We have Godzilla in TAS. Not cool. Not cool.
Kenapa guna cicak? Kenapa tak guna tapak sulaiman?
Tapak sulaiman pun boleh generate balik bodyparts yg hilang.
On second thought, kalau tapak sulaiman jadi villain, it might look like Patrick Starfish pulak.
Nayy..cicak pun cicaklah.
Anyway, Mat saleh pun tahu cicak adalah musuh, spider adalah sahabat. Dalam sirah nabi pun ada diceritakan berkenaan binatang2 ini. Tapi kat Malaysia..kita sanjung cicak. Cicakman. Cak cak cak..
Fighting scenes, average. Storyline, predictable.
Walaupun begitu, ada satu perkara yang Yong perasan.
Tak ada orang bangun meninggalkan sit (takde yg nak pergi tandas).
Danish yg sakit perut memulas pun ditahannya sampai habis.
Jenguk kiri kanan..nobody munching anything. Yong pun terlupa Yong ada popcorn atas peha.
Air tak diminum.
Orang sebelah menyebelah pun tak minum air. Botol mineral diorang tu penuh lagi.
Nobody moved, khusyuk weh. Anak teruna Yong ni, sampai duduk tegak, tak bersandar langsung..punya la fokus.
Rating: Yong boleh bagi 3/5.
Am I going to watch this movie again in cinema?: Nope.
Why?: Watak villain (Dr. Connors) tidak sekuat watak Green Goblin atau Dr. Octopus. Weak villain it's not a match for The Amazing Spiderman. Create another villain please. Yg lebih menyakitkan hati, yang tembak tak mati2. Michael Myers tu lagi menakutkan dari cicak Dr. Connors.
Andrew Garfield versus Tobey Maguire = Garfield wins
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