Haihh...
Pe nak jadik dengan bebudak sekarang?
Yong nak muak tengok gambar profile perasan comel dalam 'fb'.
Yong tak kisah la nak bergambar camner, bukan Yong photographernya.
Tapi yang Yong rasa hampir nak berlaku pendarahan otak ni,
sebab tengok posing diorang bergambar cara binatang.

Ada yang bergambar menonggeng cam anjing,
ada yang berkepak cam burung.
Lately budak2 baru lepas period ni bergambar gaya ikan.

Bukan gaya ikan dugung macam dalam magazine Mempelam tu.
Ni kebanyakannya sopan, tak la tunjuk dua bijik pau tak cukup yis tu.
Tapi ni just pada senyuman.
Depa rasa comel la kot, dok buat senyum gaya tak lepas berak.


Comel ker?



Ko nak cakap pe bila tengok gambar2 camni?
Nak kata..."ouhh, comelnye dier" atau "eh, aweks ni cute larr"
Really?
Pernah dengar procedure LASIK tak? Contact lense? Spek mata?
Kalau mata okay, pegi buat MRI, check otak.


Bebudak kencing tak lawas ni mesti teruja nak jadi ikan.
Puffer fish ni memang la cute. Sebab Allah dah jadikan binatang tu macam tu.
Yang bebudak pakai training bra ni dok gian tangkap gambar buat mulut ikan ni kenapa?
Kejang urat ke dik?



Dik weh..kalau senyum molek2, kan comel.
Sembelit eh?



Ni le gaya ikutan bebudak sekarang.
Gaya japanese dolls.


Dah memang diorang rajin sangat melantak fugu tu,
tu pasal bila senyum, mulut pun macam fugu.
Agaknya termakan neurotoxin fugu tu, mulut pun terencat jadi macam ni.



"The most common symptoms of fugu poisioning are tingling and burning of the mouth and tongue, numbness, drowsiness, and incoherent speech.
These symptoms usually occur 30 minutes to two hours after ingestion of the fish,
depending on the amount of toxin ingested.
In severe cases, ataxia (the inability to coordinate the movements of muscles),
muscle weakness, hypotension (low blood pressure) and cardiac arrhythmias (irregular heartbeat) may develop, followed by muscle twitching and respiratory paralysis, and death can occur.
In several cases, people died within 17 minutes after eating pufferfish."